Kinky Cleveland

Well, not like it left town or anything. It’s just back, and right when we needed it.  Our friends over at Eros are once again opening the big dungeon door for the curious and kinky.

January 23rd is Love and Bondage – The Winter Edition.

Start the countdown now! You officially have 3 weeks to plan and primp for the next Love and Bondage.  Admittedly, I had advance notice of the date, but there is a big sucking sound coming from where I last left my blogging skills.

I swear my New Year’s resolution is to blog more for you greedy pervs.

• So, how does this go?
• What’s a Love and Bondage?
• Who are you people?
• Is this safe?
• Can I touch myself now?

First things first – of course you can start touching yourself now. However, you may be chaffed by January 23rd. If that’s your thing, we like you.

Think of Love and Bondage as kinky training wheels.  With professionals (a.k.a. dominatrices) on staff to monitor the dungeon play, and providing demonstrations, a night at Love and Bondage can be quite a learning experience.

For the experienced players, Love and Bondage is a chance to meet new people, tie them up,  and flog them.

It’s held at Eros, which is our favorite adult, members-only, couples preferred, single ladies welcome type club in Cleveland.  Check out their website, or give them a call for information on attending the party. Discount room rates are available for out-of-towners (and all-nighters!),  again contact Eros for more information 216-280-2885.

Now on to the most important – Is it safe? Yes. It is as safe as you are.

The location is convenient, yet very private.  No one from work is going to stumble upon you at this event – unless they specifically signed up and paid to get in.  In which case you have something in common!

There are at least four sets of eyes watching each room of the club during the party. The crowd is monitored for unsafe play, rude behavior, and over-intoxication. Yes, alcohol is permitted at these parties, AND SO IS PENETRATION! (yeah, best party ever)

We’ll see you there.  We’ll be the shiny people enveloping swingers.

Ok, I’ll admit to everything right now. I lost the password to the kinkycleveland website. I had to rebuild the site, and I’ll restore the old posts in the next couple days. All the while, we’ll be getting ready for the Fetish Playland Annual Halloween Fetish  Ball, or whatever I need to call it for search engine rankings.  Busy busy… Be back soon.

Like most people behind the lense, I took photography classes in high school.  I studied basic principles for all of 3 days, then I was let loose on a high school full of girls… with a camera.

I still have self-developed B&W negatives labeled  “7th period gym”, “Smokin’ in the girl’s room”, and “Corrine in handcuffs”.

I’ve since managed to maintain a status somewhere between hobbyist and grandma with a polaroid. However I have also been consuming a steady diet of fetish photography for over 15 years. I’ve held subscriptions to Skin Two, Marquis, and Secret, and I’ve been a big fan of [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.latex] for 10+ years. Current stand-out favorites are  Bob Coulter (CrazyBabe) and Christine Kessler (myfetishdiary).

Needless to say I was very pleased when asked to shoot photos for a local girl who’s looking to become a Suicide Girl.  On a (poorly planned, on my part)weeknight get-together, our good friend Amanda wanted to get in front of the lense. I was too embarrassed to tell her I wasn’t prepared, so we went gonzo with a Kodak EasyShare.

I’ve looked at these photos over and over, and I’ve decided want a reshoot! Although I do like a few of them, I could have done much better with the sets, and lighting.  Next shoot will have lights, and a DSLR!

These are a couple shots from my first public ode to @steeneeweenee, and Mr. CrazyBabe himself  – and of course Amanda.   It was our first time together (with a camera between us). We’ll be at it again soon!

Fucking “publish” button. Apparently, I can’t WordPress for shit after a few drinks. I meant to post this several days ago. Sorry for the late notice!

Here it is! The summer event for curious Clevelanders to come see what the swinger crowd looks like! 

This event is being hosted by Eros on the roof top of the Velvet Dog in the warehouse district.

The meet-n-greet is free to attend, so there’s no reason not to wander in and see what this ’swinger’ thing is all about.  You can even pretend you didn’t know it was a swinger meet-n-greet!

The Velvet Dog roof top patio (if you haven’t already been there) looks like something out of  South Beach, and when we have good weather it’s one of the classiest places to party in Cleveland.

The meet-n-greet has a bad weather plan to open up the private bar downstairs, so you really don’t have any excuse not to come check it out  July18th at 9pm.

But wait, there’s more…

This is one of the most amazing outdoor patio’s you’ll ever see! There is no cost to attend the meet-n-greet + we’ll be giving away free memberships to those who attend! Look for any of the Rock City Kitties to find the group!

At Midnight, they open the doors to Club Eros and invite you back for the hottest and sexiest after-party you’ve ever attended. Not sure when we’ll close the doors, I think we’ll just let you party til you drop! Great party and hot people all for just $10 per person (single men slightly higher).

Sexy/Chic club attire is required at both places so please dress to impress!

***If you are new to Club Eros, you must either register on the website at http://cluberos.us or attend the meet-n-greet and get a pass to attend the after-party***

Drink specials and nail technicians… Ok, how does this qualify for kinky?

Did I mention pedicures?

You piece it together.

If you can’t conjure up some good imagery, you probably don’t belong there. But for the casual Cleveland fetishist, Thursday nights at Mercury Lounge could hold a great deal of promise.

If you are conjuring up imagery of licking toes on all fours in public, you probably don’t belong there either.

$4 martinis, and FREE manicures start up for happy hour and run to 11pm.

Yes, the manicures are FREE, but tips are ENCOURAGED.

Now every self-respecting mani/pedi patron knows what’s its worth to be pampered- and they tip accordingly. So, it’s kinda free, but well worth a ten spot in the tip jar.

Here’s where the fun part comes in!

Guys - always searching for new pickup lines?  Ever offered to buy a girl a pedicure? Never thought of it? That’s ok, now you have.

Ok  sport, go for broke. Get her a Mani/Pedi and Peartini.  You just dropped $14, pal. Now go over there and chat her up for the duration of her after-work pamper session.

Girls, you know how to take care of the people taking care of you. Make sure your man, suitor, boy, whatever tips them well! (hehe)

Cheers to Mercury for a unique girls night out in Cleveland. Now stop staring at our hands.

We’re headed to Love and Bondage this Saturday.

It’s our favorite dungeon party, because it is held for the swinger crowd. LnB nights are full of dungeon demos and lots of adventurous fetish and newbie couples. It’s a great “fetish” event to meet new people and bring them to the dark side (we do have the best cookies).

Who here hasn’t wanted to flog a Cleveland soccer mom?

The facilities are second to none at Red Door Dungeon, with beautiful and experienced dominatrices providing guidance and demonstrations.  We are lucky enough to provide the latex vac-bed demonstrations, where we get to put our pervy mits (latex-clad, of course) on sexy hot body, after sexy hot body!  Over the course of all the Love and Bondage parties, we’ve shrink-wrapped at least 40 men and women.

With all the hot latex action nestled safely in our libidos, we tend to forget that not everyone knows what the fuck a latex vac bed is, or what it’s even used for! Just tonight, we got a message from a curious unicorn (single swinger girl) that wanted to know a bit more before jumping in, as it were. We pointed her to youtube for some video footage. 

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The vac bed, or the latex vacuum bed is fun latex fetish gear intended to immobilize a subject in an envelope of latex by removing the air (with a standard vacuum cleaner) with the subject inside. As seen in the video above.

They can be found online for $300-$600. Note the latex thickness when purchasing. Thicker latex is more durable, thinner latex provides more sensation.

 AND FOR FUCK SAKE, make sure you don’t have a latex allergy before climbing in one!

The bed we use has a large opening to leave the subject’s head completely exposed (unvacuumed).  Many other latex vac beds have breathing tubes only, which makes for a completely different experience.

Stick a vacuum hose on each of your ears sometime. Hey, some people are into that!